If only you knew what I just dealt with.
I mean, this guy was right in front of me going...
That guy deserves a ticket. I'm sure he's still way back...
A woman never reveals her age.
"And only then will the people of Tajikistan
"know true and lasting peace. "
Andie, it's brilliant. It's really moving.
But it's never gonna appear in Composure magazine.
God, I busted my butt in grad school
to be Andie Anderson, how-to girl,
and write articles like, How to Use the Best Pick-up Lines,
and Do Blondes, Do They, Like, Really Have More Fun?
I wanna write about things that matter, like politics
and the environment and foreign affairs, things I'm interested in.
Keep busting your butt. You're gonna get there.
Hey, I got something to cheer you up.
You know that editor from Sports Illustrated